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On a day when everybody writes about St Patrick’s Day and the mighty parad, I will not, for the simple reason that I didn’t see it. I didn’t take part of anything about today. Sadly I won’t be able to go out tonight and paint the town red (or should I say green?), but I’ll sure think about those who do. The rest of us just have to stay home and be responsible…

Oh, look at what I found yesterday. Read this and laugh! 

If you’re feeling down about the economy, maybe you’ll find some comfort in the latest story about cutbacks being made…at the members-only SoHo House. The House has put up a sign reading: “Anyone found in pairs in the toilet will be asked to leave the club immediately and their membership will be suspended.” The sign has caused quite a stir amongst the well-heeled on a Facebook page that’s since been taken down, and Guest of a Guest theorizes the bathrooms were not just being crowded with coke buddies, but fornicators, too, “Drug use has always been a common concern for bathroom attendants at our city’s hot spots…but apparently, sex is the new cocaine. It makes sense too…sex is a lot cheaper, and even the young, rich, and famous need to save up their pennies.” Members, don’t fear, there’s a loophole with this sign which makes threesomes totally acceptable.

That’s all folks! See you tomorrow! Sleep tight!